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Making chili is like sex

No, seriously!

-Variety is the spice of life.
-It doesn't have to be all hot all the time.
-It's good to get surprised sometimes.
-It's ok if it's rough.
-Don't be afraid to experiment.
-If something starts burning, you probably should have worn protection.
-If you get something in your eye, wash it out promptly.

That all being said, I'm going to go find a way to get my habenero fail off my face because I'm a dumbass.Whoever it was on Vent last night who said all you have to do to make chili is sit around drinking beer and stirring clearly needs to make this chili...

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banana_cave
Aug. 15th, 2009 08:17 pm (UTC)
Awesome analogy!
morningdozer
Aug. 16th, 2009 12:57 am (UTC)
But I probably know far more about your sex life now than is healthy ;-)
xanath
Aug. 16th, 2009 05:02 am (UTC)
**snort** I'm so not surprised that your sex life and your favorite recipes match. You can tell a lot about a person by what they love to eat--even more by what they love to cook. :)

So do tell me more about the habanero fail? >:)

metal_aria
Aug. 17th, 2009 05:39 am (UTC)
I'm not sure whether to be horny or hungry... lol

Although for the record... we've NEVER experienced the last two bullet points, thankyouverymuch... ;-p
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