Assassin Weasel (crackferret) wrote,
Assassin Weasel

Making chili is like sex

No, seriously!

-Variety is the spice of life.
-It doesn't have to be all hot all the time.
-It's good to get surprised sometimes.
-It's ok if it's rough.
-Don't be afraid to experiment.
-If something starts burning, you probably should have worn protection.
-If you get something in your eye, wash it out promptly.

That all being said, I'm going to go find a way to get my habenero fail off my face because I'm a dumbass.Whoever it was on Vent last night who said all you have to do to make chili is sit around drinking beer and stirring clearly needs to make this chili...

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